Life Story (in 140 Characters)
Eater of the wings. Drinker of the bourbons. Quoter of The Office. Gator of the Florida. Gooder of the word things. Happy of the to be here.
Career Story (in 140 Characters)
I used to hunt pirates in a Navy uniform. Now I jot down one-liners for a living. Tale as old as time, really.
Tenet Healthcare, ESPN, New England Development, Ocean Properties, Margaritaville Resorts
Awards & Recognition
Former homecoming king, Habitual dance floor murderer